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Monday, September 26, 2016

Haiku on Face/ Hoax/ Recognise/ Meet

Face

Have to face the facts
My mind does wander some days
I need a mind leash

Face up to troubles
Stare them down till they shrivel
Creeping off to die

Face I don’t mind it
Because I am behind it
Folks out front get jarred

Hoax  

The Internet hoax
Storing our lives on plastic
So others prosper

Prospero's magicks
Hoax Milan and courtiers
Restoring birthright

To prosper in life
Jesters must be full of jokes
Foolish butts of hoax

Recognise

Single drop of rain
Sure I recognise that one
It's been here before

Recognise the type
All smarmy with promises
Total waste of time

On self reflection
'Twas prosopagnosia
Did not recognise

Meet

Hard to make ends meet
So we gained a bridging loan
And joined our two banks

Life obligation
Meeting the needs of loved ones
Family comes first
  
The swap meet tango
I'll show you inside my boot
If you show me yours

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Haiku on Sit/ Wave/ Mountain/ Climb

Sit

Was told as a child
That if you sit for too long
You become the chair

I sit in a chair
Listening to wagtails fuss
Watching me watching

Pooh philosophy
Sometimes I sits and just thinks
Sometimes I just sits

Wave 

Bigger the better
Catch a wave to ride the board
Surfer's paradise

They both wave goodbye
Going through airport check-in
They're happy; we're sad

A wave of pure grief
That Veteran suicides
Exceed war losses

Mountain      

Scafell, Helvellyn
And Transverse Myelitis
Mountains I have climbed

A mountain of trees
A mountain of paperwork
One helps us to breathe

The mountain sat still
Watched for what seemed like ages
Guess that's what they do

Climb

Climbed up the ladder
Reached his professional goals
And then he retired

I climb stairs at home
Several times in a day
Exercise regime

Sun climbed to high noon
Before taking short wee break
Behind passing cloud

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Haiku on Infect/ Big/ Name/ Speak

Infect 

Crowded room heats up
You infect ecosystems
My pulse has quickened

Fingers keyboard fly
Electronic addiction
Infects hearts and minds

Temperature rise
Coral bleaching, poles melting
Humans infect Earth

Big

People confuse big
With being strong, powerful
But it's all just flab

Mine is really big
But yours is even bigger
Biggest nose I've seen

Ooh, that's a big one
She laughed, her face blushing red
Can we all share it?

Name

Do names have meaning?
Do we grow into our names
Or were we just us

Do parents choose names?
Or are they chosen by gods
Imparted in dreams

An insecure man
Big noted supposed triumphs
Could not face mirrors

So, name thy poison
Art thou a spirited sort?
Preferest thou whine?

Speak           

Speak not with rancour
Listen care fully aware
Empathise kindly

The race caller speak
Bored running commentary
Hoarse chatter natter

He speaks all the time
Filling his world up with words
Avoiding silence

Friday, September 2, 2016

Haiku on Sweet/ Beyond/ Partner/ Estranged

Sweet

A sweet looking girl
Well known to be unpleasant
Just keep your distance

He had a sweet tooth
Just could not refuse lollies
Now he has no teeth

Thing is, I forget
Keep trying to remember
Don't know your sweet face

A sweet little bird
Just sat as if listening
To our talk on worms

Beyond

Beyond retirement
We continue to be taxed
Indirect, of course

Beyond Panama
The poor will always pay tax
To keep them that way

Beyond Panama
The rich will always find ways
Of not paying tax

Partner

Argentine tango
The sexiest of all dances
Passionate partners

My partner in life
Such complementarity
The yin to my yang

A true partnership
I make a mess of the house
She tidies it up

Estranged

The prodigal son
Estranged for many long years
Found home demolished

Estranged Minke whales
Return to Barrier Reef
For social contact

Estranged old planets
Encircling a dying sun
Not allowed to touch

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Haiku on Unlikely/ Void/ Point/ Thing

Unlikely

Practiced carefully
Had visualised each move
Mistakes unlikely

Crossed into slow lane
Such an unlikely mistake
For a champion

Mistakes multiply
It appears so unlikely
Happens to be true

Void

The planned trip to Mars
May be a one way ticket
Towards a red void

Void your bladder please
One more useless ultrasound
Finding life empty

Passports null and void
Stateless people wander Earth
Looking for a home

Point

Sharp as a razor
A really incisive mind
Asks pointed questions

One day you will ask
Whatever is this about?
And that is the point

The storm is over
Righteous anger muted
Until a next time

Thing
           
Need to tighten this
Can you please pass me the thing?
That thingamebob...

Its four hundred years
Since Shakespeare wrote his Hamlet
The play is the thing


From Point Lookout
All the way to Point Danger
About eighty miles

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Haiku on Game/ Play/ Tonight/ Wander

Game

Commitments complete
Entering new phase of life
Still some games to play

A new game begins
Pen, ink, paper, and my thoughts
Dare I write haiku

A new Game of Thrones
Excited, opened the box
Dragon, sword, and dice

Play

Scatalogical
The filth of very small minds
Degrading our play

Playing at haiku
Writing absolute rubbish
Leaves no impression

You can play at life
Or grasp opportunity
Make a difference

Tonight

Are you free tonight?
May I make a pass at you?
Just like the old times

Free pass to movies
Every theatre tonight
Full of violence

Magic show tonight
International wizard
Pulled peace from a hat

Wander

No more the expert
No more need to huff and puff
I wander through time

Just meandering
So happy just to wander
Breathing and feeling

Birthday reflection
Wandering through memories
Of all the good times

Friday, August 5, 2016

Haiku on Try/ Storm/ Fool/ Carpet

Try

Try not to worry
But don't worry about it
Even if you do

Trying is doing
Even if you don't succeed
Doing is trying

A try in Rugby
A touchdown in NFL
Set up goal kickers

Storm

A perfect mind storm
Crazy thoughts come at random
Turned into a film

He stirred and stirred
Till the outcome was achieved
Storm in a teacup

Seventy percent
We humans turn to water
When there is a storm

Fool

Played the fool all day
To mask his inner sadness
Fooled around at night

If you fool yourself
You may lose your only friend
In a twisted maze

A word of advice
Never try to fool yourself
Mirrors never lie

Carpet

She could smell carpet
As he entered her domain
Needs cleansing, she thought

In trouble again
Carpeted by headmaster
Only verbal this time

Old Turkish carpet
Intricate peacock design
Proudly hand woven